type: Lager
origin: Belgium
ABV: 4.8%
location: Carrick Stone, Cumbernauld
served: pint glass
please note: the following review is transcribed from notes I took in the pub, while very drunk.
McGoooooooo, despite being a skinny,
ginger, lightweight, stingy cockbag
is buying me a pint of Stella Artois. This has been owed to me for
over a year, due to me generously allowing his abhorrent soccer team
(Glasgow Celtics) to win some sort of Cup last season. The photo of
this is probably below.
So anyway, I previously rated Stellafrom a bottle. McGoooooooo was outraged
and has boycotted the blog since since then, due to its realistically
low score.
Smell
– see how there's the 'wet dog' hop aroma? Aye, well this is a but
further towards 'dog pish'. 2/4
Colour
– quite green. Wtf is happening there? Probably why McGoooooooo
likes it. Right sort of paleness, but it's probably down to rice. 2/4
Taste
– more aftertaste than bottles, but it's not like it's a better
taste than the bottles, so 2/4
Overall
– nice glass. Decidedly average beer. Better on draught, I will concede, but still not great. 6/12
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