type: Black IPA
origin:
POLAND
ABV:
7.0%
location: In the house
served: 330ml bottle to glass
So anyway, beer. This one's a 'Black IPA', which begs the question: if an India Pale Ale is black is is still a Pale Ale?
But this blog is less about existential philosophy and more about drinking, so you'll have to work that out yourself.
Meanwhile, this Blackcyl Special Edition manages to be two things at once - a hoppy, citrusy pale ale, and a dark, roasted strong ale. It's got the looks of a porter, but the aroma is completely removed from that, at at least at first. There's dark, roasted malt aroma hiding behind the initial pine resin. The flavour follows suit, with a mix of dark malts and bitter hops that push past the roastiness.
Smell: surprising hop aroma, with malty undertones 4/4
Colour: black, so job done there. Nice, off-white head. 4/4
Taste: bags of flavour, but good balance between the bitter hops and the roasted malts. Understated alcohol flavour and plenty of aftertaste, very moreish. 3/4
Overall: surprising and brilliant. At a time when the craft brew scene seems to be obsessed with something new and different purely in order to be new and different, Trzech Kumpli have brewed something different because it tastes good. That's to be applauded. 11/12
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Tuesday, 25 February 2014
Bell rates... Pabst Blue Label
type: lager
origin: Milwaukee, USA
ABV: 4.6%
location: house
served: 473ml can to pint glass
I feel sorry for the Americans. Prior to the rebirth of local craft breweries that started in the eighties, and started to gain real momentum in the last decade or so, this is all they'd have had access to.
Bland.
Even Budweiser and Coors light has character compared to Pabst Blue Ribbon.
This is probably why American beer had a reputation for being dishwater before breweries like Sierra Nevada and Anchor started getting a hold on the market with brews that actually taste of something.
I was intrigued by the ingredients list on the can: Water, Barley, Malt, Select Grains, Yeast, Hops. Why is malt listed separately to barley? 'Malt' generally refers to malted barley, but if barley is listed separately, does that mean they're using un-malted barley? And more of it than malted barley? Ludicrous!
And what are these 'selected grains'? Rice, almost certainly, but why not just say that? It's a staple of the American lager to adjuncts, especially rice. Other brands promote the fact they use rice, why does Pabst try and hide it?
smell: very little. a hint of hops, but only if you look for it. 1/4
colour: very pale, very weak looking. didn't hold much of a head either. I even had it in one of those etched-bottom glasses that promotes nitrogenation and hence improves head formation and retention. poor. 1/4
taste: hints of beer. it wasn't offensive, so it avoids a zero, but it really had nothing to enjoy. 1/4
overall: bland blandness. But still better than Carling. 3/12
origin: Milwaukee, USA
ABV: 4.6%
location: house
served: 473ml can to pint glass
I feel sorry for the Americans. Prior to the rebirth of local craft breweries that started in the eighties, and started to gain real momentum in the last decade or so, this is all they'd have had access to.
Bland.
Even Budweiser and Coors light has character compared to Pabst Blue Ribbon.
This is probably why American beer had a reputation for being dishwater before breweries like Sierra Nevada and Anchor started getting a hold on the market with brews that actually taste of something.
I was intrigued by the ingredients list on the can: Water, Barley, Malt, Select Grains, Yeast, Hops. Why is malt listed separately to barley? 'Malt' generally refers to malted barley, but if barley is listed separately, does that mean they're using un-malted barley? And more of it than malted barley? Ludicrous!
And what are these 'selected grains'? Rice, almost certainly, but why not just say that? It's a staple of the American lager to adjuncts, especially rice. Other brands promote the fact they use rice, why does Pabst try and hide it?
smell: very little. a hint of hops, but only if you look for it. 1/4
colour: very pale, very weak looking. didn't hold much of a head either. I even had it in one of those etched-bottom glasses that promotes nitrogenation and hence improves head formation and retention. poor. 1/4
taste: hints of beer. it wasn't offensive, so it avoids a zero, but it really had nothing to enjoy. 1/4
overall: bland blandness. But still better than Carling. 3/12
Saturday, 4 January 2014
Bell Rates... Radeberger Pilsner
type: Lager
origin: Germany
ABV: 4.8%
location: biergarten
served: 500ml bottle to pint glass
Had this one during the summer, but only just found my notebook. Perhaps if I drank less I'd remember where I put things. Ach well.
I actually first had this beer back in 2008 on a trip to Dresden (Radeberger and Feldschlößchen being the two most common beers on tap in the city, in our experience) and took the chance to sample it again when I spotted it for sale online. Especially since I had access to the glass, as 'collected' by one of my friends.
Smell: hops came though nicely, with a bit more malt than is evident in a lot of German lagers. 3/4
Colour: good golden hue, and a good long-lasting head. 3/4
Taste: slightly lacking in body, but a pleasant bitterness and hop flavour, and a good aftertaste. 3/4
Overall: a pleasant lager, ideal for sipping outside on a sunny day. It might be good for drinking inside when it's raining, but neither of the two occasions where I sampled it fit that profile, so I can't be sure. 9/12
origin: Germany
ABV: 4.8%
location: biergarten
served: 500ml bottle to pint glass
Had this one during the summer, but only just found my notebook. Perhaps if I drank less I'd remember where I put things. Ach well.
I actually first had this beer back in 2008 on a trip to Dresden (Radeberger and Feldschlößchen being the two most common beers on tap in the city, in our experience) and took the chance to sample it again when I spotted it for sale online. Especially since I had access to the glass, as 'collected' by one of my friends.
Smell: hops came though nicely, with a bit more malt than is evident in a lot of German lagers. 3/4
Colour: good golden hue, and a good long-lasting head. 3/4
Taste: slightly lacking in body, but a pleasant bitterness and hop flavour, and a good aftertaste. 3/4
Overall: a pleasant lager, ideal for sipping outside on a sunny day. It might be good for drinking inside when it's raining, but neither of the two occasions where I sampled it fit that profile, so I can't be sure. 9/12
Bell rates... Harviestoun Schiehallion
type: Lager
origin: Scotland
ABV: 4.8%
location: house
served: 500ml bottle to glass
When you think of Scottish lager, the first thing that pops into your head is probably Tennents - I know it's the first thing that pops into mine.
Luckily, here's Harviestoun brewery with proof that Scotland can produce a lager that isn't bland and near-undrinkable!
Three hops varieties are listed on the label; Styrian Goldings, Challenger and Hallaertau Hersbrücker. The first two are traditionally considered Ale hops but the latter is the primary Bavarian lager hop. A few ale-type flavours are introduced, but the combination does work well.
Smell: hoppy aroma, reminiscent of a German lager, but with an underlying Ale element - 3/4
Colour: Amber. Decent clarity. Perhaps slightly under-carbonated, as formed a good head initially, but it didn't last too well. Decent lacing though. 3/4
Taste: Hops very evident in both bitterness and flavour. Little bit of malt sweetness. Very dry finish, good aftertaste. 3/4
Overall: Very drinkable. 8/12
origin: Scotland
ABV: 4.8%
location: house
served: 500ml bottle to glass
When you think of Scottish lager, the first thing that pops into your head is probably Tennents - I know it's the first thing that pops into mine.
Luckily, here's Harviestoun brewery with proof that Scotland can produce a lager that isn't bland and near-undrinkable!
Three hops varieties are listed on the label; Styrian Goldings, Challenger and Hallaertau Hersbrücker. The first two are traditionally considered Ale hops but the latter is the primary Bavarian lager hop. A few ale-type flavours are introduced, but the combination does work well.
Smell: hoppy aroma, reminiscent of a German lager, but with an underlying Ale element - 3/4
Colour: Amber. Decent clarity. Perhaps slightly under-carbonated, as formed a good head initially, but it didn't last too well. Decent lacing though. 3/4
Taste: Hops very evident in both bitterness and flavour. Little bit of malt sweetness. Very dry finish, good aftertaste. 3/4
Overall: Very drinkable. 8/12
Tuesday, 24 December 2013
Bell Celebrates... CIDER DAY!
aye, so I celebrate Cider Day instead of jeesus-day, and it's always worked out well for me. Here's what i've had so far: (six hours in)
Strongbow
type: Cider
origin: England
ABV: 5.0%
served: 44ml can to glass
rating: 7/12 - passable semi-chemical cider
Strongbow Pear
type: Pear Cider
origin: England
ABV: 4.8%
served: 440ml can to glass
rating: 4/12 - more lemon than pear; and not in a good way like alcoholic lemonade... or lemonade in general. Even then, it's chemical lemons. That could be a good name for a band; The Chemical Lemons. Possibly a 90's style Indy revival band with a Shoegazer influence. Think about it and get back to me.
Strongbow Dark Fruit
type: Cider
origin: England
ABV: 4.0%
served: 440ml can to glass
rating: 8/12 - the best Strongbow. seems as if fruit was involved at some stage, which is reassuring. Less chemicals apparent than the others varieties.
Kopparberg Spiced Apple with Cinnamon
type: Cider
origin: Sweden
ABV: 4.0%
served: 500ml bottle to glass
rating: 10/12 - nice. cinnamon is apparent, but not overpowering. probably couldn't drink more than a couple, but very pleasant as a change. label suggests serving it warm, but I personally find the idea of warm cider abhorrent.
Aspall Premier Cru Suffolk Cider
type: Cider
origin: England
ABV: 7.0%
served: 500ml bottle to glass
rating: 9/12- a very pleasant traditional-style cider.
Thistly Cross Traditional
type: Cider
origin: Scotland
ABV: 4.4%
served: 330ml bottle to glass
rating: 9/12 another very pleasant traditional-style cider. dry, yet sweet.
ANYROAD... that'll do you for now, eh?
PL&U
Strongbow
type: Cider
origin: England
ABV: 5.0%
served: 44ml can to glass
rating: 7/12 - passable semi-chemical cider
Strongbow Pear
type: Pear Cider
origin: England
ABV: 4.8%
served: 440ml can to glass
rating: 4/12 - more lemon than pear; and not in a good way like alcoholic lemonade... or lemonade in general. Even then, it's chemical lemons. That could be a good name for a band; The Chemical Lemons. Possibly a 90's style Indy revival band with a Shoegazer influence. Think about it and get back to me.
Strongbow Dark Fruit
type: Cider
origin: England
ABV: 4.0%
served: 440ml can to glass
rating: 8/12 - the best Strongbow. seems as if fruit was involved at some stage, which is reassuring. Less chemicals apparent than the others varieties.
Kopparberg Spiced Apple with Cinnamon
type: Cider
origin: Sweden
ABV: 4.0%
served: 500ml bottle to glass
rating: 10/12 - nice. cinnamon is apparent, but not overpowering. probably couldn't drink more than a couple, but very pleasant as a change. label suggests serving it warm, but I personally find the idea of warm cider abhorrent.
Aspall Premier Cru Suffolk Cider
type: Cider
origin: England
ABV: 7.0%
served: 500ml bottle to glass
rating: 9/12- a very pleasant traditional-style cider.
Thistly Cross Traditional
type: Cider
origin: Scotland
ABV: 4.4%
served: 330ml bottle to glass
rating: 9/12 another very pleasant traditional-style cider. dry, yet sweet.
ANYROAD... that'll do you for now, eh?
PL&U
Saturday, 13 July 2013
Bell Rates... Tesco Finest American Double IPA
type: IPA
origin: Scotland
ABV: 9.2%
location: house
served: 330ml bottle to glass
This beer, it turns out, is actually Brewdog's 'Hardcore IPA' relabelled and sold slightly cheaper in Tesco.
The bottle was gifted to me by my manager at work (cheers Michael) to sample and review. He's a big fan of Brewdog, and craft beers in general. I'll admit that while I have a lot of respect for what the guys at Brewdog have accomplished, I'm not a huge fan of all of their beers. Some are excellent, but some i don't really care for.
I can't really decide if American Double IPA/Hardcore IPA is in the former or the latter category though. In many respects it's a fantastic beer, but it's not something that I found particularly easy to drink.
I've written before about the blandness of big commercial beers, but this goes a bit too far in the opposite direction in my opinion. There's barrel-loads of flavour, but it's a bit overpowering at times. The high alcohol content is very obvious, almost to the extent that it starts to taste like a spirit - or that somebody's spiked your drink with a shot of rum.
The colour is fantastic though.
Smell: bags of aroma, immediately evident as soon as you take the cap off. a bit of a floral note, but mainly orangey citrus, and a hint of wood. 4/4
Colour: a great looking beer, with a warm mahogany red hue and a nice frothy head which lasts well. 4/4
Taste: No shortage of flavour! Plenty of hops and plenty of maltiness, with a little bit of sweetness - I got the feeling Belgian-style candi sugar might be part of the recipe, but that's just a guess. The strong alcohol taste doesn't really do it for me though. 3/4
Overall: A technically impressive beer with just a minor flaw caused by trying too hard to make stronger beers than anyone else for the sake of it. They could easily have made it slightly less strong without losing the flavour, and for me that would have made it just about perfect. 11/12
origin: Scotland
ABV: 9.2%
location: house
served: 330ml bottle to glass
This beer, it turns out, is actually Brewdog's 'Hardcore IPA' relabelled and sold slightly cheaper in Tesco.
The bottle was gifted to me by my manager at work (cheers Michael) to sample and review. He's a big fan of Brewdog, and craft beers in general. I'll admit that while I have a lot of respect for what the guys at Brewdog have accomplished, I'm not a huge fan of all of their beers. Some are excellent, but some i don't really care for.
I can't really decide if American Double IPA/Hardcore IPA is in the former or the latter category though. In many respects it's a fantastic beer, but it's not something that I found particularly easy to drink.I've written before about the blandness of big commercial beers, but this goes a bit too far in the opposite direction in my opinion. There's barrel-loads of flavour, but it's a bit overpowering at times. The high alcohol content is very obvious, almost to the extent that it starts to taste like a spirit - or that somebody's spiked your drink with a shot of rum.
The colour is fantastic though.
Smell: bags of aroma, immediately evident as soon as you take the cap off. a bit of a floral note, but mainly orangey citrus, and a hint of wood. 4/4
Colour: a great looking beer, with a warm mahogany red hue and a nice frothy head which lasts well. 4/4
Taste: No shortage of flavour! Plenty of hops and plenty of maltiness, with a little bit of sweetness - I got the feeling Belgian-style candi sugar might be part of the recipe, but that's just a guess. The strong alcohol taste doesn't really do it for me though. 3/4
Overall: A technically impressive beer with just a minor flaw caused by trying too hard to make stronger beers than anyone else for the sake of it. They could easily have made it slightly less strong without losing the flavour, and for me that would have made it just about perfect. 11/12
Bell Rates... Thistly Cross Original Cider
type: cider
origin: Scotland
ABV: 7.2%
location: garden
served: 330ml bottle to glass
Another product that could have been designed with me in mind: a Scottish cider with a Thistle theme. I wasn't planning on buying any booze when I was up at Tesco (it's not like I'm likely to run low any time soon, the bierkeller looks like I'm preparing for some kind of survivalist apocalypse party) but my Cider Senses started tingling, and I was drawn to the far end of the top shelf, where I discovered this little beauty.
The bottle states they use a slow fermentation (with champagne yeast) and a long maturation, and reckon the results were worth waiting for. Not to mention the fact that the bottle cap will look fantastic when I utilise it for a fridge magnet.
Smell: A sharp apple aroma, with a little bit of alcohol present. 3/4
Colour: Golden yellow. Nicely carbonated; the right amount of head for a sparling cider, and leaves a good lacing on the glass too. 4/4
Taste: Apples! A nicely sweet (but not cloying) flavour, with a hint of crispness. Good, lasting aftertaste as well. 4/4
Overall: I genuinely really like this, and I'll definitely be buying more. 11/12
more info: http://www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk
origin: Scotland
ABV: 7.2%
location: garden
served: 330ml bottle to glass
Another product that could have been designed with me in mind: a Scottish cider with a Thistle theme. I wasn't planning on buying any booze when I was up at Tesco (it's not like I'm likely to run low any time soon, the bierkeller looks like I'm preparing for some kind of survivalist apocalypse party) but my Cider Senses started tingling, and I was drawn to the far end of the top shelf, where I discovered this little beauty.
The bottle states they use a slow fermentation (with champagne yeast) and a long maturation, and reckon the results were worth waiting for. Not to mention the fact that the bottle cap will look fantastic when I utilise it for a fridge magnet.
Smell: A sharp apple aroma, with a little bit of alcohol present. 3/4
Colour: Golden yellow. Nicely carbonated; the right amount of head for a sparling cider, and leaves a good lacing on the glass too. 4/4
Taste: Apples! A nicely sweet (but not cloying) flavour, with a hint of crispness. Good, lasting aftertaste as well. 4/4
Overall: I genuinely really like this, and I'll definitely be buying more. 11/12
more info: http://www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk
Friday, 12 April 2013
Bell Rates... Quinny's Yer Maw
type: lager
origin: Homebrew
ABV: ~4.1%
location: house
served: 500ml bottle to glass
Another Homebrew given to me by a colleague to sample, this time by the inimitable Quinny. He's decided to call it 'Yer Maw', purely for laughs when somebody orders it; "A pint of Yer Maw please mate." and so on. I can see it being a lot more amusing for the patron than the bar staff to be honest.
Well, until they run out of it, and the bartender gets to say "Yer Maw's off, mate". Oh! or if they kept the prices low, then they could say "Yer Maw's on special offer: two quid". Either way, it's bound to cause fights when somebody asks "whit ye drinkin'?" when it's their round, and is answered appropriately.
But anyroad, you need to mention how the stuff tastes in a review, otherwise it's just speculation, and speculation is difficult to quantify out of twelve.
Smell: Yer Maw smells of Yeast, more than anything (couldn't resist that one!) which is odd given the lack of sediment. Slight fruity aroma, but heavily masked by the yeast. 2/4
Colour: pale yellow with good clarity, good levels of carbonation for the style. 3/4
Taste: very dry, but quite refreshing. A bit of carbon, little malt taste or sweetness, but not much hop taste either - but that's style-correct if you compare it to a standard commercial lager. More aftertaste than a commercial brew though. 3/4
Overall: A good first attempt, well handled to achieve the clarity and lack of sediment with a decent level of carbonation. A possible rival to Stella Artois* 8/12
As ever, when using a homebrew kit, it's difficult to get wildly different results from the next person, but apart from the yeasty aroma Yer Maw's turned out pretty well. The fermentation was probably a bit warm, and it may have benefited from a longer ageing period, but a fine first attempt and I look forward to sampling the second attempt.
* due to the probability of violence
origin: Homebrew
ABV: ~4.1%
location: house
served: 500ml bottle to glass
Another Homebrew given to me by a colleague to sample, this time by the inimitable Quinny. He's decided to call it 'Yer Maw', purely for laughs when somebody orders it; "A pint of Yer Maw please mate." and so on. I can see it being a lot more amusing for the patron than the bar staff to be honest.
Well, until they run out of it, and the bartender gets to say "Yer Maw's off, mate". Oh! or if they kept the prices low, then they could say "Yer Maw's on special offer: two quid". Either way, it's bound to cause fights when somebody asks "whit ye drinkin'?" when it's their round, and is answered appropriately.
But anyroad, you need to mention how the stuff tastes in a review, otherwise it's just speculation, and speculation is difficult to quantify out of twelve.
Smell: Yer Maw smells of Yeast, more than anything (couldn't resist that one!) which is odd given the lack of sediment. Slight fruity aroma, but heavily masked by the yeast. 2/4
Colour: pale yellow with good clarity, good levels of carbonation for the style. 3/4
Taste: very dry, but quite refreshing. A bit of carbon, little malt taste or sweetness, but not much hop taste either - but that's style-correct if you compare it to a standard commercial lager. More aftertaste than a commercial brew though. 3/4
Overall: A good first attempt, well handled to achieve the clarity and lack of sediment with a decent level of carbonation. A possible rival to Stella Artois* 8/12
As ever, when using a homebrew kit, it's difficult to get wildly different results from the next person, but apart from the yeasty aroma Yer Maw's turned out pretty well. The fermentation was probably a bit warm, and it may have benefited from a longer ageing period, but a fine first attempt and I look forward to sampling the second attempt.
* due to the probability of violence
Friday, 8 March 2013
Bell rates... Bel Pils
type: Lager
origin: Belgium
ABV: 5.0%
location: house
served: 250ml bottle to glass
I acquired a bottle of this purely because it had (most of) my name on it.
As good a reason as any, I feel, and one that turned out to be quite fortuitous, as the beer is actually pretty decent.
It's a product of Duvel Moortgat Brewery, and while many breweries are happy just to make a basic, pale beer with a bottom-fermenting yeast and call it a Pilsner, it's good to see Duvel making a bit more of an effort. The average euro-lager tends to be a disappointing affair, with little taste, little aroma and little head retention, engineered to be bland and therefore inoffensive. Proper application of hops is evident, and while it's not exactly a world-class Pilsner, at least it's identifiably a beer, and therefore scores better than more commercial brews.
Smell: light, fresh Saaz hop aroma, with a hint of malt coming through. 3/4
Colour: a pale yellow, with a great, frothy white head. 3/4
Taste: a little bit of toasted malt, with a balanced hop bitterness and a dry finish. 3/4
Overall: a very drinkable European Pilsner 9/12
origin: Belgium
ABV: 5.0%
location: house
served: 250ml bottle to glass
I acquired a bottle of this purely because it had (most of) my name on it.
As good a reason as any, I feel, and one that turned out to be quite fortuitous, as the beer is actually pretty decent.
It's a product of Duvel Moortgat Brewery, and while many breweries are happy just to make a basic, pale beer with a bottom-fermenting yeast and call it a Pilsner, it's good to see Duvel making a bit more of an effort. The average euro-lager tends to be a disappointing affair, with little taste, little aroma and little head retention, engineered to be bland and therefore inoffensive. Proper application of hops is evident, and while it's not exactly a world-class Pilsner, at least it's identifiably a beer, and therefore scores better than more commercial brews.
Smell: light, fresh Saaz hop aroma, with a hint of malt coming through. 3/4
Colour: a pale yellow, with a great, frothy white head. 3/4
Taste: a little bit of toasted malt, with a balanced hop bitterness and a dry finish. 3/4
Overall: a very drinkable European Pilsner 9/12
Saturday, 23 February 2013
Bell Rates... Timothy Taylor's Landlord
type: Pale Ale
origin: England
ABV: 4.1%
location: house
served: 500ml bottle to glass
Last May, while on a trip down to that London, I encountered this beer, and I was impressed. After a drunken tour of Soho (and the predicable accidental patronage of a gay bar: "not many women in here, eh?" then "here, wait a minute..." etc.) we ended up in a proper cockney pub, Guvnah, apples & pears, cor blimey, lawd luv a duck.
So anyroad, I had initially intended to sample a number of the cask ales they had on tap in this place, and the first one (working from the left) was 'Landlord'. The pump clip was clearly home-made until the brewery supplied a proper one, but the beer was tremendous, and I was forced to abandon my plan to sample the next one along the row of taps. I later got a knock-back from a lesbian bar on the understandable grounds I was not a woman.
A few months later, I found myself in a random boozer in Leamington Spa on a Wednesday night... and to my delight they had Landlord on tap! After a brief bit of confusion, where the landlord of the establishment thought I was calling for him, I managed to order a pint of it. Oh how we all laughed!
Actually, that's a lie. Nobody laughed. In fact, he locals all seemed quite worried by the fact five drunken Scottish randomly people wandered into their local on a Wednesday night and one of them began yelling about the availability of a certain Pale Ale. It was a bit like a western, and we were the strangers. Needless to say we only stayed for one drink.
So anyroad, the beer! I was pleased to see it in bottle form on the shelves of my local Tesco, and snapped it up quickly.
Smell: Very strong initial malt, then the hops come through. Hop level is well balanced. 3/4
Colour: Deep copper, with good clarity. 4/4
Taste: Good bitterness levels, well balanced with the dry, roasted malt flavours. The hops are evident, but don't overshadow the malt sweetness. medium-light mouthfeel. 4/4
Overall: Worth going to London for. 11/12
NB: the gay bar actually served the best pint of Guinness I had all weekend.
origin: England
ABV: 4.1%
location: house
served: 500ml bottle to glass
Last May, while on a trip down to that London, I encountered this beer, and I was impressed. After a drunken tour of Soho (and the predicable accidental patronage of a gay bar: "not many women in here, eh?" then "here, wait a minute..." etc.) we ended up in a proper cockney pub, Guvnah, apples & pears, cor blimey, lawd luv a duck.
So anyroad, I had initially intended to sample a number of the cask ales they had on tap in this place, and the first one (working from the left) was 'Landlord'. The pump clip was clearly home-made until the brewery supplied a proper one, but the beer was tremendous, and I was forced to abandon my plan to sample the next one along the row of taps. I later got a knock-back from a lesbian bar on the understandable grounds I was not a woman.
A few months later, I found myself in a random boozer in Leamington Spa on a Wednesday night... and to my delight they had Landlord on tap! After a brief bit of confusion, where the landlord of the establishment thought I was calling for him, I managed to order a pint of it. Oh how we all laughed!
Actually, that's a lie. Nobody laughed. In fact, he locals all seemed quite worried by the fact five drunken Scottish randomly people wandered into their local on a Wednesday night and one of them began yelling about the availability of a certain Pale Ale. It was a bit like a western, and we were the strangers. Needless to say we only stayed for one drink.
So anyroad, the beer! I was pleased to see it in bottle form on the shelves of my local Tesco, and snapped it up quickly.
Smell: Very strong initial malt, then the hops come through. Hop level is well balanced. 3/4
Colour: Deep copper, with good clarity. 4/4
Taste: Good bitterness levels, well balanced with the dry, roasted malt flavours. The hops are evident, but don't overshadow the malt sweetness. medium-light mouthfeel. 4/4
Overall: Worth going to London for. 11/12
NB: the gay bar actually served the best pint of Guinness I had all weekend.
Friday, 22 February 2013
Bell Rates... Newcastle Founders' Ale
type: Pale Ale
origin: Newcastle, England
ABV: 4.8%
location: house
served: 355ml bottle to glass
Having thoroughly enjoyed the Summer Ale, I opted to sample another of the Newcastle seasonal beers. Sadly, for me, this one doesn't quite measure up to the standard set by the first one.
I feel the bitterness overshadows the malt too much, except for the toasted-butter-biscuit notes, which are more evident in the aroma than in the taste.
Smell: Biscuits, primarily, and a hint of Diacetyl. Floral hops waiting to pounce. 2/4
Colour: The strong-point, by far, is the bronze hue. head could have been better though. 3/4
Taste: Admittedly a varied flavour, with a fair amount of aftertaste, but the aftertaste isn't ideal, and the butter remains. Right on the edge of being too bitter and quite dry. While the Summer Ale struck a good balance between the maltiness and bitterness, this Founders' Ale seems a bit. 2/4
Overall: Decent enough, but I suspect that with a different variety of hops it could have been a real winner. Like something of Geordie Shore, it looks good, but lacks personality. 7/12
NB: I have never actually seen Geordie Shore, and that may therefore be an unfair comparison.
origin: Newcastle, England
ABV: 4.8%
location: house
served: 355ml bottle to glass
Having thoroughly enjoyed the Summer Ale, I opted to sample another of the Newcastle seasonal beers. Sadly, for me, this one doesn't quite measure up to the standard set by the first one.
I feel the bitterness overshadows the malt too much, except for the toasted-butter-biscuit notes, which are more evident in the aroma than in the taste.
Smell: Biscuits, primarily, and a hint of Diacetyl. Floral hops waiting to pounce. 2/4
Colour: The strong-point, by far, is the bronze hue. head could have been better though. 3/4
Taste: Admittedly a varied flavour, with a fair amount of aftertaste, but the aftertaste isn't ideal, and the butter remains. Right on the edge of being too bitter and quite dry. While the Summer Ale struck a good balance between the maltiness and bitterness, this Founders' Ale seems a bit. 2/4
Overall: Decent enough, but I suspect that with a different variety of hops it could have been a real winner. Like something of Geordie Shore, it looks good, but lacks personality. 7/12
NB: I have never actually seen Geordie Shore, and that may therefore be an unfair comparison.
Saturday, 24 November 2012
Bell rates... Tennents Pilsner
type: lager
origin: Scotland
ABV: 3.4%
location: Moriarty's, Cumbernauld
served: draught pint
'Pilsner'? Eh, no.
Smell: almost nothing 1/4
Colour: looks almost like a Pilsner, but not quite 2/4
Taste: not like Pilsner, anyway. 1/4
Overall: should be done by trading standards. There's nothing to connect this slop with Plzeň, or anywhere that produces proper lager. Avoid. 4/12
origin: Scotland
ABV: 3.4%
location: Moriarty's, Cumbernauld
served: draught pint
'Pilsner'? Eh, no.
Smell: almost nothing 1/4
Colour: looks almost like a Pilsner, but not quite 2/4
Taste: not like Pilsner, anyway. 1/4
Overall: should be done by trading standards. There's nothing to connect this slop with Plzeň, or anywhere that produces proper lager. Avoid. 4/12
Sunday, 14 October 2012
Bell Rates... Rekorderlig Peach & Apricot
type: Fruit cider
origin: Sweden
ABV: 4.0%
location: house
served: bottle to glass, over ice
Another addition to the seemingly endless varieties of fruit cider, Rekorderlig have brought us a blend of peach and apricot. I'd have expected those two fruits to end up in a chutney more than a cider, but experimentation is to be encouraged.
Rekorderlig must always draw a comparison to Sweden's other big fruit cider exporter, Kopparberg. Their ciders are generally less sweet (from my experience, anyway) than Kopparberg's offerings, and Peach & Apricot is no exception to that rule.
There's not much in the way of tartness, which i would have expected from the apricot, which could be a good thing. It's refreshing enough, but the flavour is a shade subdued. That said, too strong a flavour may have been overpowering. I do wonder if some extra spices fired into the recipe might have been beneficial, just to accent the flavours a shade.
Smell: fruity aroma, predictably! fresh, but not overly strong. 2/4
Colour: pale pinky-orange colour. peach, basically. 3/4
Taste: a subtle, but distinctive taste. refreshing, and not overly sweet. 3/4
Overall: different, and definitely worth a try. 8/12
origin: Sweden
ABV: 4.0%
location: house
served: bottle to glass, over ice
Another addition to the seemingly endless varieties of fruit cider, Rekorderlig have brought us a blend of peach and apricot. I'd have expected those two fruits to end up in a chutney more than a cider, but experimentation is to be encouraged.
Rekorderlig must always draw a comparison to Sweden's other big fruit cider exporter, Kopparberg. Their ciders are generally less sweet (from my experience, anyway) than Kopparberg's offerings, and Peach & Apricot is no exception to that rule.
There's not much in the way of tartness, which i would have expected from the apricot, which could be a good thing. It's refreshing enough, but the flavour is a shade subdued. That said, too strong a flavour may have been overpowering. I do wonder if some extra spices fired into the recipe might have been beneficial, just to accent the flavours a shade.
Smell: fruity aroma, predictably! fresh, but not overly strong. 2/4
Colour: pale pinky-orange colour. peach, basically. 3/4
Taste: a subtle, but distinctive taste. refreshing, and not overly sweet. 3/4
Overall: different, and definitely worth a try. 8/12
Friday, 31 August 2012
Bell Rates... Stella Cidre Pear
type: Pear Cider
origin: Belgium
ABV: 4.5%
location: House
served: 568ml bottle to glass, over ice
So InBev have augmented their 'Cidre' with a pear version, presumably hoping to challenge Kopparberg's domination.
I can't really blame them. After all, their standard apple version is basically a Magners clone, with toned down flavour and colour, and Magners have a pear version (to try and challenge Kopparberg) so why shouldn't Stella?
Thus, we now have a Pear version - but shouldn't that be 'Poire', keeping with the French-language branding? Or, even better, 'Poiré' - which is the French name for pear cider.
Smell: As with the apple version, there's hardly any aroma at all. A slight hint of pear, but . 2/4
Colour: A very pale greenish-yellow. Actually looks a bit like weak soda water and lime, certainly more than it looks like cider. 1/4
Taste: Definitely less sweet than Kopparberg, and less flavoursome. About on a par with quite a few of the generic pear ciders, and definitely drinkable if no alternative exists. 2/4
Overall: No cider brand is complete without a pear version these days, it seems, but the Stella version is pretty generic. Another basic cash-in, rather than any attempt to make an interesting new product. 5/12
"C'est poiré, not pear cidre!"
origin: Belgium
ABV: 4.5%
location: House
served: 568ml bottle to glass, over ice
So InBev have augmented their 'Cidre' with a pear version, presumably hoping to challenge Kopparberg's domination.
I can't really blame them. After all, their standard apple version is basically a Magners clone, with toned down flavour and colour, and Magners have a pear version (to try and challenge Kopparberg) so why shouldn't Stella?
Thus, we now have a Pear version - but shouldn't that be 'Poire', keeping with the French-language branding? Or, even better, 'Poiré' - which is the French name for pear cider.
Smell: As with the apple version, there's hardly any aroma at all. A slight hint of pear, but . 2/4
Colour: A very pale greenish-yellow. Actually looks a bit like weak soda water and lime, certainly more than it looks like cider. 1/4
Taste: Definitely less sweet than Kopparberg, and less flavoursome. About on a par with quite a few of the generic pear ciders, and definitely drinkable if no alternative exists. 2/4
Overall: No cider brand is complete without a pear version these days, it seems, but the Stella version is pretty generic. Another basic cash-in, rather than any attempt to make an interesting new product. 5/12
"C'est poiré, not pear cidre!"
Wednesday, 29 August 2012
Bell rates... Newcastle Summer Ale
type: Ale
origin: Newcastle, England
ABV: 4.4%
location: house
served: 355ml bottle to glass
I bought a couple of bottles of Newcastle 'Summer Ale' a few months ago. Today, a late-August afternoon, was truly representative of Scottish summer weather: periods of torrential rain, thunder and lightning and 11°C temperatures. Therefore, it seemed fitting to break out the 'Summer' Ale.
Fundamentally a blonde ale, the back label lists wheat among the ingredients, and I suspect a small portion of the grain bill was more heavily roasted than would be the average for a typical pale ale of this type. I didn't detect a great deal of maltiness, but there was a slight roasted element to what I did take from it.
The hop character is far more evident though, both in the aroma and the taste.
Smell - Very hoppy, with a slightly floral element. A slight alcohol smell is also evident, but overall pleasant. 3/4
Colour - A clean, clear copper, with a good, creamy, white head. 3/4
Taste - Bitterness is the main element here, with not a lot of maltiness, but the bitterness isn't overpowering, and the flavour is quite palatable. Good aftertaste. Light mouthfeel, sharp and refreshing. 4/4
Overall - It has to be said, if you're able to drink it in a time and place that than reasonably be classified as 'summer' then it's quite successful as a pleasant, refreshing tipple. Might make a good BBQ beer if you're able to get one lit befor the rain comes back on. 10/12
Tuesday, 5 June 2012
Bell rates... Lia Fail
type: Ale
origin: Scotland
ABV: 4.7%
location: house
served: pint bottle to glass
A dark ale from Inveralmond Brewery, Lia Fail conforms to the independent Scottish brewery template with the branding, with a highly-Scottish theme happening throughout. The name is Gaelic for 'Stone of Destiny', and the label features celtic knotwork and a scenic landscape scene.
This one was bought for me by famous film-maker and cage dancer Jaggy Jay. Well, not this bottle specifically, but I'm still grateful.
The ingredients are helpfully given on the reverse, and a portion of the malt seems to be wheat, and although it doesn't have much of a distinctive wheat character, clearly adds to the richness. The Hops are listed as Challenger, Fuggles and - American craft-brewer's favourite - Cascade. Three hop varieties, but they all seem to have been added early on in the mash, as they've not really imparted any aroma, but plenty of bitterness and flavour.
Smell - Somewhat lacking, both in hoppiness and maltiness. 2/4
Colour - A nice dark reddy-brown. Good clarity. Good off-white head. 3/4
Taste - Well balanced and rich, with a range of flavours developing. Dark chocolate coming through after the initial bitterness. Medium body. Loads of aftertaste, which is where the hops are most evident. 4/4
Overall - A good beer, only let down by the underwhelming aroma - especially given the hoppiness of the aftertaste. 9/12
Friday, 18 May 2012
Bell rates... Löwenbräu Original
type: Helles Lager
origin: Germany
ABV: 5.2%
location: house
served: 330ml bottle to glass
Löwenbräu ('Lion's Brew') Original is the export version of the Helles sold in Bavaria. Obviously, being an export version, it's going to be brewed to a slightly more broad-market standard, in the typical commercial manner.
Or is it?
Well, kind of. It's a better quality beer than most of the commercial rivals, especially since it's priced in with a lot of mass-produced generic stuff like Stella and Coors Light. Löwenbräu, at time of writing, is on special offer at Asda for £6.40 for 6 330ml bottles, which is a great offer, considering what you get for the money.
A slightly malty taste is evident, which differentiates it from most commercial beers - the adherence to the Bavarian Reinheitsgebot (the 16th century laws that prohibited using any ingredients other than water, barley and hops) resulting in a purity and quality that corporate brews can't readily match. No rice here, just proper Bavarian malt and Noble hops.
Smell - hops are evident, and give a good amount of character. 3/4
Colour - pale golden colour, very clean looking. 3/4
Taste - Quite bitter, but refreshing and clean. Good mouthfeel, good hop balance. 3/4
Overall - A good quality beer, especially at this price point. Highly recommended for just when you want a straight-forward, uncomplicated lager. 9/12
Monday, 7 May 2012
Bell rates... Thirsty Mongoose
type: Pale Ale
origin: Homebrew
ABV: ??
location: house
served: plastic bottle to glass
I was generously given a bottle of beer to sample by a work colleague. It's his first stab at homebrew, and I think he was a bit worried at various stages - as is common with first-time homebrewers - but it's worked out quite well for him.
It arrived in the familiar 'Coopers Homebrew' 500ml PET bottles, with no label, but a verbal instruction that it was named 'Thirsty Mongoose'. What relevance this name has is a mystery to me, but it's intriguing. I'm aware of a similarly-named lager, but have never sampled it. I'm not even sure what a Mongoose actually is, to be honest, but I'm aware that they kill snakes, and as a severe ophidiophobe, I'm therefore fully in favour of them.
But anyroad, back to the beer.
No idea what the ABV is, but it smells strong. Apparently the kit be bought didn't include a hydrometer, and being impatient, he didn't wait to get one before starting his brew. The thoroughly unscientific test of taking a reading (at the brewer's request) of the bottled proves nothing, but a specific gravity of 1.009 suggests that fermentation did take place, and it was reasonably successful.
Carbonation was a perceived problem, but the head is fine, and there were still plenty of small bubbles rising from the bottom of the glass after nearly 20 minutes of drinking.
The water used was very soft - I know this because he only lives about five minutes away from my house, and used the same tap water I get in my own kitchen. It's typically soft Scottish water, and while it's excellent for a lager, a Pale Ale often benefits from something a bit harder to bring out more flavours - but perhaps that's something to look at in the future? For now though, the beer is perfectly drinkable. So let's get onto the drinking:
Smell - a suggestion of potency is evident, but thankfully isn't enough to overpower the maltiness. No real hop aroma, which lets it down a shade. 3/4
Colour - a deep amber. good clarity, good carbonation. 3/4
Taste - malty, but no real additional flavours save for a hint of caramel, just a straightforward bitter. Decent body, no real hoppiness. 3/4
Overall - an auspicious start to a hopefully long and fruitful homebrewing career 9/12
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Bell rates... Stella Artois... again
type: Lager
origin: Belgium
ABV: 4.8%
location: Carrick Stone, Cumbernauld
served: pint glass
please note: the following review is transcribed from notes I took in the pub, while very drunk.
McGoooooooo, despite being a skinny,
ginger, lightweight, stingy cockbag
is buying me a pint of Stella Artois. This has been owed to me for
over a year, due to me generously allowing his abhorrent soccer team
(Glasgow Celtics) to win some sort of Cup last season. The photo of
this is probably below.
So anyway, I previously rated Stellafrom a bottle. McGoooooooo was outraged
and has boycotted the blog since since then, due to its realistically
low score.
Smell
– see how there's the 'wet dog' hop aroma? Aye, well this is a but
further towards 'dog pish'. 2/4
Colour
– quite green. Wtf is happening there? Probably why McGoooooooo
likes it. Right sort of paleness, but it's probably down to rice. 2/4
Taste
– more aftertaste than bottles, but it's not like it's a better
taste than the bottles, so 2/4
Overall
– nice glass. Decidedly average beer. Better on draught, I will concede, but still not great. 6/12
Tuesday, 29 November 2011
Bell rates... Jennings Cumberland Ale
type: Pale Ale
origin: England
ABV: 4.7%
location: house
served: 500ml bottle to glass
As I've covered before, water is a very important factor in brewing, and the local water can impart distinctive flavours and characters to a beer. With that in mind, let's see what England's 'Lake District' has to offer, shall we?
Jennings have been brewing for almost two hundred years, and are currently part of the Marstons group, although the beers are still brewed in Cockermouth, Cumbria.
Cumberland Ale is a pretty distinctive pale ale, with plenty of character. The aroma on opening the bottle is powerful, but not overpowering, and gives a good indication of the level of malt used in the brew. The golden honey colour, too, is inviting, and while opaque enough to ensure a 'real ale' character, it still looks clean and crisp.
Flavour-wise, it's got plenty of character, and while not overly bitter, it's hopped just enough to add a citrus overtone to the main malt flavour.
Smell: plenty of good malty character, with a bit of hops. 3/4
Colour: warm golden yellow. 3/4
Taste: a fairly complex array of flavours, with the malt at the forefront, but with hints of citrus and nuttiness. distinctive and different. 4/4
Overall: an easy-to-drink ale that may take you by surprise. 10/12
more info: jenningsbrewery.co.uk
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