type: lager
origin: Scotland
ABV: 3.4%
location: Moriarty's, Cumbernauld
served: draught pint
'Pilsner'? Eh, no.
Smell: almost nothing 1/4
Colour: looks almost like a Pilsner, but not quite 2/4
Taste: not like Pilsner, anyway. 1/4
Overall: should be done by trading standards. There's nothing to connect this slop with Plzeň, or anywhere that produces proper lager. Avoid. 4/12
